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Christmas Party No-No's
iPHONE
The iPhone with camera is a wonderful invention. Hardly any moment goes unrecorded for posterity. And there’s the problem. No flashing your bits and no sending your other half snaps of your great night out — or your great night out could be circulated round the world before your great night’s out.
DIRTY DANCING
Be endlessly aware that your colleague from two desks down is not and never will be John Travolta or Olivia Newton-John. Trying to recreate THAT scene from Grease is more likely to leave you looking like Aunt Mavis’s dog with the embarrassing leg obsession.
FALSE FRIENDS
Beware false friends wearing fake tan. If Amy from Admin wanted your job this morning, rest assured she still wants it while she’s dragging you on to the dance floor and telling you how hilarious it would be if you did a strip tease in front of your boss. Do not be fooled.
Christmas Quotes
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
Charity Wish List
Big Brothers Big Sisters – each week more than 100 volunteer mentors meet with children in Nelson.