Christmas Quotes

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?  You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous

On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I remember helping clean the house up and putting up a tree. My father believed that you have a responsibility to look after everyone else. 
George Clooney